In alphabetical order, the names of the six children are:
My good friend Pam was lector at the wedding of her sister to Zeigyspholkhanthreister. You can just imagine the daunting challenge that befell Pam as she announced the list of entourage members.
And who, you demand to know, are the parents of these offspring?
They are Jimmy and Juanita De La Cruz.
The couple was fed up and frustrated with the commonality of their own monikers. They thus made it their aim to exercise creativity and bestow upon their offspring distinctive names to set them apart from the crowd.
Mission accomplished, wouldn’t you say?
And it doesn’t end there.
The family’s first male grandson has been titled Gulsvertbralzermcster.
The people in Starbucks will have to construct huger cups to write these names around on.
Oh well. At least the young brood will have perfected most of the alphabet by the time they learn to write their names.