Eventually, the guy became a friend. But, of course, he still has not heard the end of it from me regarding that singularly unforgettable library encounter. In fact, in honor of and inspired by such awesome boldness, I have compiled a list of the cheesiest, most groan-inducing pick-up lines I have ever come across.
Men, use at your own risk. Women, do not bother to take the risk….RUN!
Here it goes:
Can I borrow fifty cents? I told my mother I would call her when I fell in love with the girl of my dreams.
Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something…MY JAW!
Someone call the police because it’s gotta be illegal to look that good!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day.... all I'm asking for is one.
How was heaven when you left it?
I didn’t know that angels could fly so low.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Can I see the tag on your shirt? I want to see if it says made in heaven.
Would you touch me please so I can tell my friends that I've been touched by an angel?
Remind me to tell God congratulations. He finally got it right.
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
Do you need a light? Because I think I’ve found the perfect match.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
You know, you might be asked to leave this place soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.
Your name must be Mickey because you’re so fine.
You’re pretty good-looking. Any chance you have a personality?
Is your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth.
Is your dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
Is your father a farmer? Because you sure have great melons!
Your parents must be beavers…because DAM!
Your legs must be tired…because you've been running through my mind all night.
I lost my phone number. Could I borrow yours?
Excuse me, could you give me directions to your heart?
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb!
You must be a broom...because you just swept me off my feet.
You must be a ticket...because you have fine written all over you.
You're like a dictionary...you add meaning to my life.
Are you religious? Because you are the answer to all my prayers.
Do you have a band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Mind if I call you Destiny?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
I like that shirt. Is it felt? No. Would you like it to be?
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
You have really beautiful legs. What time do they open?
That dress looks really nice on you. But how can I talk you out of it?
You’ve been a bad girl.…go to my room!
I’ve heard that sex is a killer. Do you want to die happy?
Stand still so I can pick you up.
Pardon me, but what pick up line works best with you?
Do you mind if I end this sentence in a proposition?